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Patricia E. Gitt, Author
Women's Psychological Mysteries

A creative look back to 1976 and forward to 2026

 
We each carry memories of an experience that brought specific joy. Mine include writing concepts for a Bob Hope Bicentennial special, and drafting a comedic television program to celebrate the 250th Anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence.

A colleague, and friend of Bob Hope, suggested we write a television special for his consideration. It was George and Martha Washington standing in a reception line greeting signers of the Declaration as they arrived for a celebratory ball, with Martha whispering gossip on each to George. It also included skits: Mel Brooks as a town crier announcing the event; a well-known columnist discussing the Declaration with sarcastic scrutiny; and Betsy Ross having trouble creating the flag with 13 stars. All written for Bob Hope’s unique form of comedy. Upon showing Bob, the original draft including casting of characters, he commented on each page giving us guidance to then write a final script.

The 250th Anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence offered numerous ideas for comedic skits: Martha Washington meeting with an event planner to organize a spectacular ball. Other skits included: Martha visiting the dressmaker with Mrs. Benjamin Franklin for their gowns, only to find Mrs. Franklin wearing a whalebone corset, while Martha was in a medical metal cage; George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, John Adams and Benjamin Franklin being interviewed by a reporter – formerly of Great Britain, explaining the importance of this document written to last centuries; a band of children replacing Martha’s orchestra of choice, being led by a slap-stick conductor.

These are a few of the skits included in each production. However, due to scheduling, Bob Hope declined saying” it was the best material that crossed his desk, but his show would air on a Thursday, and by that time the theme would probably be overdone”.

The 250th Anniversary Special Celebrating the signing of the Declaration of Independence, was written for one specific talent. My reaching out to the celebrated actor via multiple avenues, proved unsuccessful.

My point of pride was in creating timely material, and having the confidence to approach the appropriate representatives who would decide if was of interest.

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